Monster Soup
A webcomic of devious deliciousness.
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Priceless
Guess we found out what the Rat was for. Might not have been the best way to get somebody’s attention, or to try and to parley favour. The Rat looks almost as surprised at being rejected as Toadie does. Looks like fun times await.
Well … some sort of a snack
. Too bad Luke has some dignity. Poor Toadie 
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Aye
I love Vampy’s “Eww” expression in panel two!
Poor Toadie. :`(
The zombie can be so clueless at times lmfao
awwwwwwww poor toadie he was just bringing you the vampire aquvilent of a pillow mint all in favor of starting a be nice to toadie fan group say aye
care to comment on this one devin?
anyone?
Toadie needs all the love he can get. Go for it, I say!
I’LL SET IT UP ON FACEBOOK
here’s the link for the group feel free to join oh and devin i’ll need some toadie art anyone draws toadie please email me the pic http://www.facebook.com/groups/375024885903820/ <there's the group link you can email me at minimoorules@hotmail.co.uk
Aye
AYE anyone else?
Such a picky eater.
Though do wonder what blood would they use? Do they have human or do they use cow something to sustain their vampire residents?
In Luke’s intro, it was stated that animal blood has the same nutritional value as human for vampires.
It may be life-sustaining, but vampires (in my universe) who live off of animals tend to be weaker than those on an all human diet.
So, to use a bad analogy here, Luke is like a protein-powder-and-raw-egg-smoothie chugging body builder who’s just been told that he can now only eat no-soy vegan salads. Because soy bean production is bad for the environment and he must consider the well being of all those poor chickens in the factory farms, watching someone take their (unfertilized) eggs away.
The impression I got from his teaser cover is that Luke has been around for a LONG time. He has spent years (centuries?) viewing humans as cattle that can sometimes hold an intelligent conversation and now, within the last few decades, some uppity non-vampires and traitor vampires passed laws to try and stop him from eating proper food, be nice to (and possibly commit bestiality with) his (former) dinner, practically bath in Stripper brand Body Glitter (For that “OH GOD, IT’S NOT WASHING OFF!” sparkle!) and mope around moaning about Emo stuff.
Something like that happened to me, I’d probably go on homicidal rampages too.
“Great. An Anne Rice fan. Well, at least he’s not a Stephanie Meyer fan…”
*rolleyes* yes bo… noodles…
Basic low-totem-pole fu. Toadie identified the group member he (she?)’s in the most danger from and is looking to placate them with gifts.
Doesn’t mean it’s gonna work… but when you’re that low on the pecking order you add percentages every chance you can.