Ch3 P9 – Ten Words
Don’t make Noni angry, silly vampire.
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Noni: “Dammit, next time I just give them the complimentary iPads and demand they make Facebook accounts with the obligatory polygraph app…”
Pepper: “Wait, iPads? You mean I could do some college work online?”
Luke: “Whatever. I’m a vampire, not an emo.”
Noni: “Don’t make me hurt you…I’m like Emeril Lagasse if given a license to kill.”
That last line? I think that’s the best description of Noni that any of us will ever hear!
ahh… what a douche, I really hope he’s not a static character, and that he changes for the better
No Blood Pudding for Luke.
Noni’s just adorable. At least until she goes into the inevitable kill mode.
I can’t wait to see which of Luke’s orifices Noni violates! Speaking of which, I believe I’ll split my bet between his eye holes.
XO <— Luke
On a more pleasant note, I can totally relate to Bo here. I always have trouble weighing simple options. I’m one of those people gets a prompt to “press any key” and spends the next five minutes trying to pick one.
I hear ya! Best to just let your finger fall randomly or pick one and stick with it for life (thank you Mr. Enter Key, for your years of helpfull service).
Vampire should be careful, or he’ll end up in the soup…
What? She asked for it in 10 words or less AND she got it. I really don’t get why Noni seems angry. Bo even said less.
Yeah, but Bo was trying, and Luke is just being arrogant because he can. In fact, he’s refusing to accept that he’s a prisoner and he can’t do anything about it, which isn’t a good quality in an inmate talking to a superior.
i think someone has anger issues….
Luke: Vampire. Eats people. Not gonna sparkle.
Noni: *holds up blowtorch otherwise used for creme bruleé* “We’ll see about that.”
That would be a fine way to piss him off. Just throw a bucket of glitter on him. I’m sure the humor would be lost on him, as most is, but at least he’d get the joke.
NO SOUP FOR YOU